Touhou Rap Battles Ep.1: Flandre Scarlet vs Koishi Komeiji

'''Flandre Scarlet vs Koishi Komeiji. Touhou Rap Battles Ep.1'''

This is the first Gensokyo Rap Battles, this battle features the Dirty Little Secret at the Scarlet Devil Mansion, Flandre Scarlet, against, the Satori who has the ability to control other's subconscious, Koishi Komeiji, to see which little sister deserve to be the better extra-boss

Cast:
Flandre Scarlet and Koishi Komeiji as JaphethMario21st

Flandre Scarlet Verse:
Flan-DRE is the OG OP lil sister who’s acting lunatic

With sick spits like Scarlet Fever, while Komeiji is just my wannabe

If you deal woith U.N. Owen, I’ll slice you up like tasty sushi

And after you’re ripped in pieces, I will take a sip of blood from Koishi

You’re worthless, you’re forgettable, you’re just a part of an imagination

Being brainless is your personality, like a pinnacle of Flandre-zation

Destroy anything, multiply emcees; your powers are clearly unmatched

The only achievement you have, was stealing Kokoro‘s mask

Koishi Komeiji Verse:
Oh! I’m sorry delicious treat, are you trying to attack?

Why would I fear a vampire who’s wearing diaper for a hat

You’re weak against my burns,‘cause they’re hot as a sun at noon

Your Heart is Throbbing on my knife that’s making you redder than Remilia’s full moon

This Laevanteinn wielding sibling‘s life more pathetic than Loki

Your sister locked you below, leaving you all alone and lonely

Just like your reflection, you can’t see me; blindly fighting me will be your doom

But I was visible in two fighting games, while you’re still stuck in your room

Flandre Scarlet Verse:
Sure, I was in my basement for four hundred ninety-five years

But my sister still loves for me, while you remained unloved, dear

Human beings hated your species, making you cry in tears

Then you closed your Third Eye, losing your mind, just to run away from fear

Koishi Komeiji Verse:
Please! I got more fame than you, got first place in a popularity roll

You’re too poor to beat a thief witch, and a donation less miko

Forwards or backwards and my theme’s still more memorable than you

The Dirty Little Secret is your Death Waltz is only known for Ran Ran Ruu