Touhou Rap Battles Ep.2: Alice Margatroid vs Patchouli Knowledge

This is the second installment of Touhou Rap Battles (yes I change the name). It features the seven-colored puppeteer, Alice Margatroid against the great unmoving Liberian, Patchouli Knowledge, to see which one of them is the superior youkai magicians

Cast:
Birdbomber as Alice Margatroid

JaphethMario21st as Patchoilu Knowledge

Alice Margatroid Verse:
You’re fragile to leave yourself in Patches, so don’t ‘cause some malice

Or there will be A Murder Announced committed by Alice

You’re undercontroled by a loli vampire to babysit her sister, Flandre

While I’m in Kirisame’s side, to beat this Dr. Wily wannabe

You’re an emo book-reader no wonder why you rarely move out

I‘ve seen more energy from Meiling slacking off in her job

I’ll beat this bell sprout any day of the week...

Patcouli Knowldge:
(mukyu!)

Alice Verse:
...in her little pajamas

Named after a Medicine herb, but can’t heal your problems of asthma

Patchouli Knowledge Verse:
Now it’s Patche’s turn to steal your precious microphone

Obsess on collecting items, but you’re the one who‘s getting owned

You’re nice *breathing* to humans and a very sweet talker

‘Til fanon screw you up, turning you into Marisa’s stalker (ooohhhh!)

My five elements can beat your ability on summoning Muppets

‘Cause my spits are like my condition, sick when it comes to rapping

This ain’t your Wonderland, you’re not the one who‘s taking the lead

With that hair color of yours, you don’t have the Knowledge to read

Alice Margatroid Verse:
I think you need a better servant than a small devil with no back stories

Oh too late, Marisa stole your non-directional laser, I’m sorry

You may be the smartest member, but you’re too stupid to take a look

On the maid who serves you tea, who helps the rat to steal your books

Patchouli Knowledge Verse:
I build a rocket, to quickly blast your ass

Back to Makai, and leave you forgotten like the PC-98 cast

You’re already a grown youkai, yet you’re still playing Barbie dolls

But you’ve already lose this battle ‘cause winners don’t use drugs