Touhou Rap Battles Ep.3 Miko vs Byakuren

This is the third installment of Touhou Rap Battles. It features The Sealed Great Magician, Byakuren Hijiri aganist Shoutoku Taoist, Toyosatomini no Miko to see if which side is superior, the Buddhist or Taoist

Cast:
JaphethMario21st as Toyosatomini no Miko

Birdbomber76 as Byakuren Hijiri

Miko Verse:
Yeah! Miko Hatsune’s here to defeat Byakuren the evil-doer

This battle will be your greatest lose, since Shou losing her Pagoda

No Buddhists can stop The Way of my revival, and there’s no doubt about

You and your “followers” are a bunch of sham, needing a pauper to bring me down

This monk who’s doing bad deeds has hypocrisy that made me pissed

Punish Mystia for forming a band? So what happen to your teachings of peace?

I‘m a True Administrator, the greatest legend who made history epic in books

While you’re just an overrated savior who only got Ten Desires in her looks

Byakuren Verse:
Being a drag is bad Karma, it destroys your own biography

Go back to Senkai, ‘cause you don’t have the balls to fight at me

Or I’ll call my One Punch Nun to beat you and your empty headed gang

‘Cause all your “friends” are simply flawed just like your left hand

I befriend dangerous alien and a ship sinker who I give them a good name

While you follow the Genesis of your belief who brings Christmas to shame

You’re too slow, the spread of Buddhism is as fast as the motorbike I driven

People call me Youkai Jesus, but your sins shall not be forgiven

Miko Verse:
Come on, you don’t deserve that kind of title if you bash on alcohol

Heck! Even a fan character would make a better Christ than you as a whole

I created masks for Kokoro, but the reson why she steals human’s hopes and fate

‘Cause Koishi steals her mask, your religion is the one that needs to get the blame

You’re insane Byakuren, want humans and youkai to sign a peace treaty?

(Ha!) With those PETA-ish acts, no wonder why they seal ya, Hijiri

You don’t deserve to be a saint, ‘cause you’re using demonic magic powers

To escape from death and steal the temple position from your brother

Byakuren Verse:
That’s coming from a prince who uses plates as her test monkey

And your legacy will only be known as the guy from a paper money

I would rather listen Kyouko’s noises than your pathetic attempts at rappings,

The only Miko I would rather face is that shrine maiden who keeps on slacking

You called yourself a genius, when you think Youmu  is one of your kind

And stalking on Reimu before she was born, wow, you’re no smarty in the mind

Even wearing those earmuffs can’t protect the disses I’m spitting

Stick on Buddhism instead of listening trash from the hermit who’s wicked